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Lettuce is like sad paper
Bragging about being a good speller is like bragging about being able to predict the past
I find it perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional
I love jacuzzis so much that I once stayed in one for 9 months called my mom
I don’t believe in pressure, fear, or failure. Just smiles, monsters, and magic
If you like all your white shirts to be a light shade of pink, hire me to do your laundry
My nationality is Halloween
Take criticism, smash it into dust, add colors and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness
I’ve been on Criminal Minds so long that my coverage from the pilot was shot with a sonogram
I’ve matured a lot over the years, now instead of waking up early on Saturday to watch cartoons, I say up late on Saturday to watch cartoons
Every baby in Brooklyn looks French
I’m bad at reality
If you re ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go
All my life people have confused me as someone who’s talented when really I’m just someone who loves working hard
Mornings are dumb
The term “Guilty Pleasure” is just a way for snooty people to look down on others while reaping the benefits of their had work p.s. I love Alf
Yo mamma’s so apathetic on the internet she only has 49 tabs open at any given moment
Boxing is the only spot where nets, balls, whistles, and sticks don’t get in the way of what everyone is subconsciously watching sport for
Sorry I called your mom apathetic


Paper Termite